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Tonight, some are celebrating God killing Egyptian kids. That's messed up. @ThinkAtheist

Bobby Brown, you are an asshole. I hope you realize what you did to this lady. #RIPWhitney

@BobMetcalfe BTW, love Ethernet. Big fan.

@BobMetcalfe Of course I'm not real. I satirize. The question is, are you real, or are you just being a caricature too? Ppl respect you.

Was disappointed to see @BobMetcalfe, noteworthy man, sink to petty rhetoric. Hate? Come on, Bob. Debate issues on merit.

Wolf: "Why would your wife make the best first lady?" Newt: "Which one?" #cnndebate

@MoralThreat still on probation.

Romney commits to, before the decade is out, landing a man in his Swiss bank vault, & returning him safely to the US #cnndebate

@PortiaBellefle it has indeed been a while.

Ron Paul should end every statement he makes with "and you kids get off my damn lawn!" #cnndebate

You know Romney is a rich guy when he names his kids after $$$ watches, like Tag. #rolex #gucci #cartier #breitling #cnndebate

Whenever I see Ron Paul, I always hear "Smithers, release the hounds" in my mind. #cnndebate

Mr. President, Congressmen have NOTHING in common with the Seals. Nothing. #SOTU

Looks like I'm going on a road trip to Iran. #SOTU

Republicans are standing and clapping. Was a Democrat just arrested? #SOTU

Republicans can't clap during the #SOTU because they always have 1 hand on their wallet.

Yes, but Buffet's secretary didn't declare the $50M bonus she got in Dairy Queen gift cards from Warren, did she? #SOTU

Every time Eric Cantor tilts his head and claps, a Lobbiest buys a Bentley. #SOTU #TrueFact

Mr President, how's about this "new unit" hold accountable the Wall Street a-holes who screwed the economy in 2008? #SOTU

No, Mr. Biden, "Mercury poisoning" has nothing to do with a ban on Queen songs. #SOTU

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